Curry Nun's Classroom
Argh! My luck has been crappy. Ciel-sensei, can you help with this terrible luck I've been having?

“This is exactly what I am here for, unfortunate soul. Where did Thanatos push you today?”

“Say, Curry. You aren’t really expecting activity to start by itself, are you nya? I mean, I won’t pretend to be some business expert or anyathing of the sort, but I’m pretty sure that nobody’s gonna bother you if you don’t make people realize you are still alive nya.”

“Is it not better like this, actually? It means that people are not making the wrongest choices in life. It’s reassuring to know that common sense is becoming more widespread nowadays, see?”

“I… well, that makes sense nya? This is kind of an odd situation to stomach nya.”

Senpai! I worked really hard to get your ending, but I saved too far in and I, uh... Chose Arcueid instead of you... I'm sorry!

“There is no advice against idiocy, unfortunately.”

“No no no nyaaa! That’s going too far, out of character does not even begin to describe it, Curry! Don’t listen to her, she just gets grumpy like that whenever you mention that person nya.”

Well fine. Maybe Shiki could be tricked even if Kohaku didn’t want it, but lets look on others! This is real proof of her being genius!

“I hope she does not feel proud about doing the equivalent of tricking a kid out of his candies, then.”

“T-That’s so cold senpai! Are you mad at me too or something?

“What a rude assumption, Tohno-kun. I am merely worried for your well-being, whereas you seem to be anything but that. Sometimes I wonder if you sacrificed your survival instinct to gain those eyes of yours.”

I can agree about how easily Shiki can be tricked, but don’t underestimate Kohaku who tricked SHIKI, Akiha, Shiki, even Hisui. She even tricked Nero in Tohno tag game. I bet she could trick even Gilgamesh to be her Servant if she wanted it…

“I doubt that counting Tohno-kun in that list would make it much balanced, in terms of gullibility.”

Damned asklimit… But poor Shiki was tricked by Kohaku. We both know she is mastermind and when comes to great plans she is like godly tactican.

“Admittedly, even a six years old kid would resemble a genius of sorts, if it came to tricking Tohno-kun.”

“That is equal parts rude and true, nya.”

[I think you see that he bumped into Akiha's room without knocking when she has only towel on her. We both know how badly it will end when Akiha will stop being confused. Ciel-sensei is always needed when Tohno-kun is nearby!]

“Then, the answer is simple: learn to act like a normal, functional member of an educated society and suddenly, death will seem a much less probable occurrence than you might have ever thought.”

[Well... it was few days ago, but Shiki still keep having bad ends so actually you are still needed!]

“Oh, bother. Of all the habits that a young man could develop, that of dying at every occasion he can find is truly the worst he could think of. I can’t even go on a brief vacation that he already goes and gets himself booked for a visit?”

“That was anyathing but brief, nya.”

[Are you here right now? We need some comment after Shiki's bad end ^^]

“Maybe she is…”

“Maybe not…”

“It depends on whether your ‘right now’ corresponds with mine or not.”

“But you are here now, nya.”

“What if I disappear again? Then I would have been here.”

“Please don’t nya. I can’t deal with dying peeps all over the place here.”

"So when can I expect Ciel-senpai back?"

“Maybe perhaps nya. I wouldn’t place any bets on it, but I wouldn’t rule out the possibility either nya. It’s kinda like expecting a star to come back from a long hiatus, except she’s not a star nya.”